Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women
TheOnion asked:
Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse. More coverage at: onion.com
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August 27th, 2010 at 12:32 am
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@tyu3456 That’s not ironic.
August 28th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
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BRANDON ARMSTRONG—————–”Onion News Network tech trends reporter Jeff Tate explains how the internet has revolutionized the way women irrationally get their hopes up”—————-WHAT A BUNCH OF DOGS”. :[
August 31st, 2010 at 7:35 pm
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@MrRigRar rawr flame flame flame flame wait wut
September 1st, 2010 at 8:39 am
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@KissAssGoodbye So you should only laugh at true statements that are directed at others. You should change that. You get more laughs if you laugh at the false stuff too. (before you flame me, jk)
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:09 pm
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On a serious not: This is one of my complaints about online dating! It just seems to amplify the problem that it CLAIMS to eliminate!!! I’m not for giving up hope, but I am for aggressive solutions to complex problems, as opposed to pep talks and such! I’m doing MY OWN critique of online dating and modern world dating under pop-culture, so come check me out or buzz me to see when I get it done!!
September 5th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
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@RainbowManification Ain’t it the truth! Being in a **** is a prescription for loneliness.
September 8th, 2010 at 10:19 pm
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Oh my god! That is exactly like my Aunt! She was like that until her son set a date for her! LMAO, and she married him a month later!
September 10th, 2010 at 11:44 am
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porn is the prescription for loneliness
September 11th, 2010 at 11:51 am
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@tyu3456 aww the commercial for me was the annoying fios guy
September 13th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
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If I could bend my ***** all the around, do you think I might be rejected by my own *******?
September 13th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
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Well, that depressed me.
September 14th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
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I just swallowed my chewing gum laughing, ‘What a bunch of dogs!’ lmfao!!!!
September 14th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
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hahah look at the scrolling text at the bottom at 0:08
“esquire magazine releases list of 25 ways to dress like a gentleman while acting like a complete dick”
September 15th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
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Oh man that is so bad! And then the last 2 seconds made me ***** up laughing (am I bad?)
September 16th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
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What a bunch of dogs… rofl
September 19th, 2010 at 11:28 am
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What a bunch of dogs… LOL
September 21st, 2010 at 1:01 am
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read the **** going across the bottom its HILARIOUS!
studies show 81 percent of people waiting in line at starbucks are silently judging other people for being there.
interstate 5 backed up for several miles behind a cardboard box
LOL
September 24th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
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TheOnion is amazing
September 27th, 2010 at 3:22 am
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@TheLegendSniper …….NO
September 27th, 2010 at 9:30 am
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1:32 is hilarious
September 27th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
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That. was. BRILLIANT. Is the sandwich alright or mentally scarred?
September 30th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
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@TheLegendSniper No it’s a joke.
October 1st, 2010 at 11:22 pm
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LOL Is this REAL?
October 2nd, 2010 at 1:19 am
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I got rejected by my mothers’ boyfriends uncles’ aunt. It was horrible.
October 3rd, 2010 at 12:48 am
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bunch of dogs lol