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Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women

TheOnion asked:


Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse. More coverage at: onion.com

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25 Responses to “Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women”

  1. CrimsonToast Says:

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    @tyu3456 That’s not ironic.

  2. DrFrankLee Says:

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    BRANDON ARMSTRONG—————–”Onion News Network tech trends reporter Jeff Tate explains how the internet has revolutionized the way women irrationally get their hopes up”—————-WHAT A BUNCH OF DOGS”. :[

  3. KissAssGoodbye Says:

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    @MrRigRar rawr flame flame flame flame wait wut

  4. MrRigRar Says:

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    @KissAssGoodbye So you should only laugh at true statements that are directed at others. You should change that. You get more laughs if you laugh at the false stuff too. (before you flame me, jk)

  5. zelvadrian Says:

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    On a serious not: This is one of my complaints about online dating! It just seems to amplify the problem that it CLAIMS to eliminate!!! I’m not for giving up hope, but I am for aggressive solutions to complex problems, as opposed to pep talks and such! I’m doing MY OWN critique of online dating and modern world dating under pop-culture, so come check me out or buzz me to see when I get it done!!

  6. Paulwhoisvegan Says:

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    @RainbowManification Ain’t it the truth! Being in a **** is a prescription for loneliness.

  7. Paulwhoisvegan Says:

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    Oh my god! That is exactly like my Aunt! She was like that until her son set a date for her! LMAO, and she married him a month later!

  8. RainbowManification Says:

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    porn is the prescription for loneliness

  9. mrawesome1000 Says:

    Create a video blog

    @tyu3456 aww the commercial for me was the annoying fios guy

  10. AtomicDriveBy Says:

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    If I could bend my ***** all the around, do you think I might be rejected by my own *******?

  11. cerickNY Says:

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    Well, that depressed me.

  12. morpheus997412 Says:

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    I just swallowed my chewing gum laughing, ‘What a bunch of dogs!’ lmfao!!!!

  13. SetiTehDog Says:

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    hahah look at the scrolling text at the bottom at 0:08
    “esquire magazine releases list of 25 ways to dress like a gentleman while acting like a complete dick”

  14. angieskidney Says:

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    Oh man that is so bad! And then the last 2 seconds made me ***** up laughing (am I bad?)

  15. eventzz Says:

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    What a bunch of dogs… rofl

  16. foust70 Says:

    Create a video blog

    What a bunch of dogs… LOL

  17. weeeee162 Says:

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    read the **** going across the bottom its HILARIOUS!
    studies show 81 percent of people waiting in line at starbucks are silently judging other people for being there.
    interstate 5 backed up for several miles behind a cardboard box
    LOL

  18. simal12345 Says:

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    TheOnion is amazing

  19. simal12345 Says:

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    @TheLegendSniper …….NO

  20. Infordust Says:

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    1:32 is hilarious :)

  21. RoughThief Says:

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    That. was. BRILLIANT. Is the sandwich alright or mentally scarred?

  22. ZhaoPao Says:

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    @TheLegendSniper No it’s a joke.

  23. TheLegendSniper Says:

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    LOL Is this REAL?

  24. LosAldeanosBorracho Says:

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    I got rejected by my mothers’ boyfriends uncles’ aunt. It was horrible.

  25. painsey Says:

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    bunch of dogs lol